I really hate those texts where you get them and the first thought that comes to your mind is “How the fuck am I supposed to respond to that, you asshole?” 3 in a row. New record for the boy.
April 2011
Promenade Numero Uno
Boyfriend’s prom tonight. AT THE AQUARIUM. After prom at PORT DISCOVERY.
Aside from the fact that I’ll know one girl from my school and not really know many other people (wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo -__-) I IZ SO ESSSITEDDD! Mainly because it’s at the fucking aquarium and I haven’t been to Port Discovery since I was 10. WIN. I applaud you JC, prom ftw. If only Mercy’s could be this high class.
On the downside, did I mention I have to watch my best friend’s dick of an ex-boyfriend with another girl?
Let the awkwardness fun begin!
“A man told me that for a woman, I was very opinionated. I said, ‘for a man you’re kind of ignorant’”
—Anne Hathaway (via griffffter)
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG:
iam-that-boy-who-is-a-monster:
This is not how a Royal should wave:
Let the real Royal Queen show you how it’s done:
THAAAAAANK YOU FOR BEING HERE TODAY.
my psychology class is actually the greatest: our immediate reactions = this
I love it when my own family doesn't accommodate my eating style.
They may be my step family, but still. Ugh. There’s meat in everything and I’m so hungry. As mayaface’s blog reads, “LAWD, SPARE MY DE LA SOUL.”
“First of all I would like to make one thing quite clear: I never explain anything.”
—Mary Poppins
